#( thinking younger the for this because he is being a lil deranged )

[polarnoid]

you’re not going to shoot me . ( for joe! )

okay. that draws a cackle out of him, raises his eyebrows in mock surprise. he has to hand it to jack, the guy had guts. he liked that about him. hated mostly everything else. he keeps the pistol aimed at him. "-you sure about that?" grins, cat like almost. it's this funny game they tended to play, kept things exciting. intriguing. he wasn't going to let the bastard get the better of him. "-i mean, i do not partake in the sins of alcohol, but you know, slippery fingers." it would be stupid. shooting him. when they both had a better chance to get off this situation if they worked together. he hated that too, when jack was right. didn't mean he couldn't push his luck. shake him up a bit. keep him on his toes. he didn't like this. he wasn't going to let him off the hook as easy. no joe was going to make this every bit as hard as he could. joe didn't have that many bad habits. but this one, this particular one. well it just kept coming back.

@trickstercaptain

[eldritch-nightmare]

Liu and sully dating headcanond please 🥺👉👈

thank u anon i'm giving u a lil fist bump for sending this in <3 it might b a little short. just a tad. i hope u enjoy it nonetheless. <33 i was going to make a separate poly section but like. then i didn't. anyways i wrote this in one sitting. uhhh requests are opened also btw if anyone wants to send smth in <3

warnings: me being silly and deranged over liu and sully, mentions of guns, mentions of fire, mentions of religion, blasphemy???, blood, mentions of cannibalism, mentions of murder, i swear it's not dark sully is just. sully.

Liu.

dating?????? he knows nothing about it. no experience at all. a few crushes here and there when he was younger but... his priorities have been more-so dedicated to trying to kill his brother than being the next bachelor.

he probably doesn't even realize when he's developed feelings for someone, if we're being honest. there are only like... three sure-fire ways for him to realize he's got feelings for someone.

option a) sully. this is the most likely way, because sully is a solid(ly aggressive) wingman and would get fuckin annoyed seeing liu oblivious to his own feelings and would probably leave a note for liu to find that says something along the lines of 'ask them out before i do it for you'. that's certainly one way to make the man confront his feelings.

option b) you approach him first. be honest with your feelings, he's a really good listener. tell him how you want to go out on a date with him, or that you want him to be your boyfriend, whatever, it'll hit him in the face.

option c) patience. he'll figure it out one day on his own, just... it'll take time. and a lot of it.

anyways, using one of these three options laid out for you, you're sure to score a boyfriend! i hope you're not scared of fire. or guns. or... religion. those three things are pretty much a big part of him as a person, so.

but no yeah he's head over heels in love with you btw. the man would gift you the heavens itself if he could, but all he can give you are cute little trinkets that remind him of you.

he's so fucking romantic and he doesn't even try like. trust me. trust me on this guys please please you gotta believe me when i say this dude okay just like. trust me please.

he looks at you like you hung the stars in the sky. he'd probably be admiring you, resting his head on your lap while you play with his hair, your attention so focused on the show or movie playing. it's such a simple moment, but it's the one that makes him realize that he's in deep. like... wow. he's so in love with you.

he's a little hesitant to admit it, but you've become home. not because he hates it or anything like that, god, not at all. he's just... the last home he had was mercilessly ripped away from him. so pardon him for being a little scared. but you make him feel safe, and that's not something he's been able to feel in a long, long time.

liu doesn't murder without a reason. he actively avoids murdering people if he can. but he'd kill for you. whether or not that's something he's ready or willing to admit yet is up for debate but he would murder someone for you without any ounce of hesitation.

he's so willing to go out on dates w you btw. if you want to take a walk in the park, go see a movie, or whatever people do on dates then go ahead. he's legally dead in the eyes of the law. got a grave and everything, so he's not worried about being seen in public.

under the assumption that you know nothing about who he is, or his past, he's never going to tell you. all you'll ever know is that his parents were brutally murdered, he has a little brother that you... you think his brother is dead?? he talks about him as though he's dead. he almost died the same night his parents died, and his house burnt to the ground after. he's... really vague when he talks about his past. you'll never know the full extent, not unless the truth is forced upon you.

god i have so much more i want to add but i dont want this to get too long okay just. he's so in love with you. you've brought light back into his life, and he'll do everything in his power to keep you safe. he cannot lose you. yes we will ignore the thoughts i have of how he'd react if you did die lol. for now.

anyways he's the perfect boyfriend honestly <3

Sully.

also has no dating experience but he's not oblivious to his own feelings. the moment he decides that he cares about you a little more than he typically cares for another person, he's telling you.

he's so casual about it too, like. sir. how can you say 'yeah i think i could fall in love with you' with such a straight face?? you ask him that and he just shrugs.

i really hope you're comfortable with the sight of blood because trust the moment the two of you become an official couple, he's showing up at your place with injuries. nothing too bad, he'd hate to scare you like that, but just little things. like a gash of a knife on the palm of his hand. he has a really high pain tolerance but he'll act like the pain is utterly unbearable if it means having you help him treat it and kiss it better.

it's not like he actually needs you to take care of him. but he likes watching you. he likes watching the way you focus, carefully tending to his wounds, scared that you'll hurt him more if you're not careful. he likes watching the way his blood smears on your skin (totally by accident and not at all on purpose).

definitely the type to bite your lip just a little too hard when kissing you just so he can taste your blood. he thinks it's romantic idk the guy is kind of a freak (affectionately)

he'd probably eat you if he could but then he'd miss you too much so :( no cannibalism. but he thinks cannibalism is romantic guys. feel like i need to state that. he says 'i would eat you' but in a loving, romantic, affectionate way.

he never really understood religion, nor did he care much for it. he understood that it was a big part of liu's life, and therefore something he encounters often, but it wasn't until he started dating you that he understood. there must be some god or deity out there because heaven is wherever you're at.

you must be an angel, because how else could you love someone like him? he'd never pray to god, but god, he could pray to you all day.

and fuck, he thinks about corrupting you, dragging an angel like you down to his hell.

he can picture it now, tears streaming down your face, shaking in fear as you kill someone for the first time. their blood staining your hands and clothes as you drop the knife, horrified by what you've done while sully pulls you into a hug and tells you that you did such a good job.

i've already said this but sully likes watching you. you could be doing nothing at all, or someone could be talking to him. doesn't matter. the moment you're in the same room as him, he's staring at you.

you don't know why he does it, and he never gives you an answer when you ask. he just smiles.

you'd never think this, but sully is scared of you dying. people are so fragile, it doesn't take much to kill them. he's... he's never been scared before, and it... excites him. of course you're the one to make him feel this way. it could never be anyone else. anyways don't die. he'll be sad if you do.

was actually shocked when it clicked that he loved you. like... yeah, he said he could fall in love with you but. fucking wow it actually happened. holy shit.

anyways he tells you like .5 seconds after. he adapts to his emotions very quickly. the guy just casually says, 'hey, i'm in love with you.' and just stares until you respond with 'i'm in love with you too' and then he just has this small smile on his face for like... the rest of the day.

would also murder for you btw. no hesitation, no questions asked. if you want someone dead, he's killing them for you. clearly, they deserve to be dead if you hated them enough to wish for it.

solid boyfriend material but only if you're okay with. him. as a person.

[fandomfluffandfuck]

ohhh my god steve wrecking his lil self because he can't help himself, can he? 🥵 🥵🥵 his cock being so big that you can see the shape of it on steve's belly? the way his hands can wrap around him so easily? i completely understand the urge to mess himself up like that 🥴🥴🥴 also damn, the fleshlight description?? knocked me tf out omgggg

i'm in loveeee, imagine if bucky walked in on this scene, smol!steve would be in so much trouble... 👿

(mwah chefs kiss mr s, thank u for the horny selfcest thots 💗)

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I'm so glad you enjoyed that little drabble!

The fleshlight part was my favorite to write 😏 I was just imagining nomad Steve towering over his younger self, all rough edges, bearded, and thick. The bigger man is growling and handsy--feral, really. He's on the very cusp of being too fucking demanding and pushy 'cause he knows exactly how far he can bend his younger self before he breaks him.

Christ, maybe he wants to break him.

He feels his lust so hot and thick in his veins; he's out of his mind for consuming his younger self, swallowing him whole. Well, swallowing maybe later, his younger self's dick is the perfect mouthful--not throatful, mouthful--and he might as well take advantage of it. It's so easy to take all of him, overwhelm him.

But, fuck yeah, bigger, broader, hairier, and more deranged nomad Steve using his younger self like a fleshlight. Digging his paws into his lithe hips and dragging him down onto his cock, forcing him to take it deep until he's choking on it. It's bulging his tummy, and he swears he can taste it in the back of his throat. Younger Steve doesn't want to admit weakness, but there's only so long until he can't help it. At first, he's quiet, only letting out little grunts and bitten off groans, but as nomad Steve grabs and hauls him back and forth, using his slim body so thoroughly, fucking him for his own pleasure... younger Steve cracks, he whines.

The next whine builds into something choking and embarrassing, his eyes watering with the fullness, the pressure. He feels like he's going to burst at the seams with cock. It's already too much, it's too good, it can't get better but it does. Devastatingly, it does.

Nomad Steve was plowing him standing at the edge of the bed, not thrusting into him but rather dragging his younger self back onto his cock, statue still while younger Steve gasped from the friction-burn heat all over his crooked back but suddenly he is moving. He's picking little Steve up and holding him on his dick like he weighs nothing. And he doesn't. He doesn't weigh anything. The only thing left is sensation--the heavy, thick sensation of nomad Steve's cock shoved impossibly deep inside him. Deep. Deeper when nomad Steve kneels on the bed, spreading his tree-trunk thighs and sprawling his younger self across them, his thin legs loosely thrown around his muscled waist and drags him up.

Impaling him.

Spearing him.

Fucking him deep, making his body squelch. He feels like a toy. He doesn't need to do anything, he needn't move, he just, just... he just lays there, neck limp, mouth open, choking, his arms spread wide, hands twitching in loose fists, gasping harshly, while nomad Steve squeezes at and takes hold of him. Younger Steve isn't even sure nomad Steve is trying to make him orgasm, he's pulling him back onto his cock like he's just selfishly trying to get himself to cum. It's like younger Steve doesn't matter. He doesn't. He's just the toy. Just there to be used, tight and wet and a means to an end.

Guh.

He's a fleshlight. A little doll. A toy.

Oh my fucking god, don't get me started on what would happen if Bucky walked in! Charming, golden, boyish Bucky from before the war confronted with brick shithouse Rogers? He wouldn't know what to do with himself. He's not used to feeling like a twink, but next to this version of Steve? God, I think he'd be squirming and panting, eying the treatment his Stevie's getting and begging for the next ride.

Use him, too! Fuck. Use him, fuck him, and put his Stevie on his dick while it happens--Bucky on his back, taking it from nomad Steve missionary style with younger Steve between them, the filling in the sloppy sandwich--they'll be a pile of mush underneath big man Rogers. Whining and whimpering while he grabs and takes, grunting, biting, and sweating as he works them both over 😮‍💨😮‍💨

(Thank you for enjoying! I've been in a sort of funk with some of the last few writings I've done here and what's happening with my next fic, I feel like they haven't been good at all, so it's nice to hear otherwise, lol)

[of-elitiism]

Some general changes / info updates i need to add to the muses on this blog.

warning, long post and rushed sketches

Adrianna is a rich lady, just not, Bill Gates/globally-rich (can't believe i'm making that parallel). She's more like mafia-rich, has enough money to live in luxury without bringing too much attention to herself. She's a household name only in certain, tighter circles, some less legal than others. Can walk down the street without necessarily being recognized. She's more lowkey, that's the point. No bodyguards, no chef, no secretary, no corporation. The nature of where her money comes from is unclear/left open to interpretation. She's def still doing merc work as a side hustle tho.

Marcus is a uni prof. There, i said it, he's out of the woods and unto higher education (again, wtf are the words i'm using). Still a werewolf, but like, he's got a job now. This tickles my funny bone because university professor/librarian is actually an AU version of him that lives rent free in my head so i wanna smush those two together. So Anthropology/language expert Marcus is a professor at a local university. Nothing flashy, nothing that draws too much attention. Once a month he takes a long drive out in nature (with either an old ass car or an even older, run down motorcycle, up to be decided), to "unwind and get some fresh air", lol. He's been at this job for a while, keeps it lowkey, has a somewhat okish reputation as the quiet, slightly awkward foreign teacher that doesn't understand the subtleties of this culture.

Achim is older and in his underground-fighting era. A bit of a celebrity, a bit of a heart throb with the ladies (and some lads too), a bit of an asshole, if he hasn't had his meal yet. When he's not getting punched for people's entertainment he's a club bouncer, but he does a bunch of other stuff too, like moving boxes, bringing in supplies, fixing that loose cabinet door, etc. He's more street smart than book smart. A bit abrasive with people he doesn't know, but super chill and nice within his small circle of friends. Secretly takes reading and writing classes.

Terry is basically the same, with the added feature that she is well aware that she cannot die and is a lil shit about it. Slightly deranged in the head, but like in a very cutesy, very demure way. Fashion Icon. Knows everybody (as in, she knows my other muses and a lot of other ppl too, whatever the plot calls for). Easily the best girl in this shit show.

Isaac is forever. Eternal. Ever-lasting. My boy is perfect, no need to switch him up. Maybe just explore his unhinged self a lil bit more.

Bonus:

Viktor and Emily, vampire cousins. Viktor is Achim's frenemy/foil type of character. Likes poetry unironically, doesn't understand modern frivolities, hates himself but thinks he's better than you. So basically an elder emo. Emily is the younger one of the two, Belle Delphine-coded, bdsm ballerina, fan-favorite goth girl with smol tiddies. Says "nya" unironically and has a major crush on Achim, truly believes they will get married one day. Viktor and Emily don't like eachother, but it's more him not liking her while she's just iffed out.

[misc-obeyme]

oh I love talking abt tbwse my creativity block is go n e

I like to think most of them don't live at the castle, though. Like they just work there and come and go and have varying shifts. Uhh but that's if they're just normal people and not criminals lol!

this too! in my hc Lil Ds, Maidservants, cooks & scullions and others with a criminal past lived at the castle while others worked shifts. some also didn't need shifts since their jobs weren't that heavy. some of the ones who's family live far away from the castle also do live there, younger ones as well. oh to be a teen wingless demon running erands at the castle and knowing Barbatos....,,,

I suppose whether or not they actually did something terrible has to do with how deranged you want Diavolo to be. Like if he was really kinda off the deep end, he could absolutely just obtain people he thinks are pretty and for no other reason. That's real villain behavior generally speaking. But if you want him to be a little less that way, you could say they were criminals. Then at least there's a legit reason for it, even if the punishment is a bit intense... they are demons, so really there's a lot of ways you can go with it!

My Diavolo is the villain.. in other people's stories lol /j i just love my man being a tiny bit cruel. he's actually pretty kind, and way kinder than the older kings. they ruled with iron fists and even something as small as stealing bread for your hungry child was punished with amputation-

the past devildom was horrible to say if you weren't a noble. When Diavolo took over the throne it became way better and even commoners could live a comfortable life.

most of those "I just thought they're pretty" staff are from the timed either he was a child or still new to the throne. he did learn, although still sometimes he can't help it. plus, demons are hard to rule, they're not like humans. one sign of weakness and you're done for. if it wasn't for Diavolo showing his power, MC & the angels were possibly dead at the first weeks lol (although, since RAD .. is a royal academy, the students are nobles or have family members work at the castle, similar things. also its smth like all grades are there so Luke makes sense >:( RAD isn't that populated as well- but itsbpopulated with famous people >:) )

but that doesn't mean the whole city RAD takes place in is like that though!. RAD may be safe, but the outdoors are not.

Ohh it sounds like you've worked out quite a bit about how these things work! It definitely makes sense for there to be a lot more people living and/or working at the castle.

Okay I dunno how I missed the part about Luke... if he's really supposed to be ten why is he attending school with everybody else?!?!? How did I not realize this previously?!?!?!

Anyway... that just isn't something I really thought about before, but now it's gonna bug me lol.

I think it makes sense for previous demon kings to be... well, demons. Then you get Diavolo who is still definitely a demon, but unique enough to have his own ideas, which makes him just a tiny bit softer than the others. I like the consideration of the fact that demons are harder to rule than humans. That makes sense to me. And I think canon could use a little bit more expansion on that in general. Just because they aren't humans, but sometimes the stuff the characters say makes me go hmm.

But anyway, I quite like your worldbuilding here, expanding on canon in a way that makes it a little darker, but also more realistic. Since we are dealing with demons!

I don't mind the demons being fluffy at all, but it's also interesting to explore them being more villainous in general!

[ellecdc]

🧺 hi lovie!! ive been going back and forth on sending this for like a month bc i didnt wanna be a bother but i just wanna say congratulations??!?? on 2k!?!? all the love!! and support!! 💖💝!!

first off, im a quiet reader but when i tell u i have deleted absolutely deranged comments crying over your writing. i actually love u sm i cant even go to sleep w/o one of ur fics anymore.... a lil treat to end the day 😞💌 but seriously tho i feel like you genuinely help our mental sanity and stability and i wanna thank you for being here <3

i'd love to request matchmaker 💘💘:

favorite colors would definitely be dark green and black (funny bc im a slytherin too 😭)

i love love love reading, listening to music, sleeping (also funny bc i get like none 🤩⁉️) and i play the electric guitar!!

i dont watch a lot of things bc im always just rewatching comfort stuff so erm im just gonna ramble a lot abt my favorite music instead ☠️? here's some music recs 😭? i like a wide range of stuff so one extreme we got like soul crunchingly sad music?? ⁽ᵇᶦˡˡᶦᵉ, ʰᵒᶻᶦᵉʳ, ᵐᶦᵗˢᵏᶦ, ˢᵘᶠʲᵃⁿ ˢᵗᵉᵛᵉⁿˢ ᶠᵗʷ!!⁾. then we have the parasites in me (girlypop music!! taylor, bts, the weeknd and lana!!). then theres the really old and really white man in me (nirvana, rolling stones, beatles, kiss, queen, metallica). then we have the Oldest White Man in me (tchaikovsky, debuss-ing ⁽ᵖˡˢ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ʷᵃˢ ʰᵒʳʳᶦᵇˡᵉ⁾ ⁽ᶦ ᶜᵒᵘˡᵈⁿᵗ ʰᵉˡᵖ ᶦᵗ⁾ and einaudi). also only one im a lil ashamed of but that Younger White Boy in me... (cant believe im admitting this but like. travis scott, jack harlow, lil nas x and metro boomin are lowkey fire...) (im an afab girl btw mdsjksjds i feel like i should mention that with all these white male jokes help) (sorry for this genuine brick wall of text help)

PLS i didnt mean to rambfl so much im sorry. but erm. favorite animal. cats!! and wolves!! i feel like the internet's ruined it with all the jokes but oh i was born to be a lil wolf frolicking with the gang getting up to shenanigans in the woods :(

again, not to be a bother pls feel free to skip over this one if you have too many asks to get through!! i rambled way too much xmksdjjk 😭 (bonus question + reverse matchmaker but im curious abt who you would ship yourself with?!?!! (i'd guess barty or james!?!)) sending so much love 🎀💖

"because you didn't want to be a bother" BESTIE......you don't bother me please for the love of god send the asks and the comments, I'm begging you [especially if you're gonna be a cutie pie]

the parasites in you hahahaha ok so I want to say Sirius because of the slytherin/opposites attract kind of thing but I also think you guys have a lot in common re: music lovers. also he would love to frolic in the woods with you.

It also gives me Barty vibes? Because your music is so all-over the place [in the best way] which is so Barty-core tbh. I think he too would like to frolic in the woods with you <3

-> as for your question; I've always considered myself a Remus girlie. but I was asked this earlier on in my celebration and people had me answer the questions and they also shipped me with James and Lily!! so that's fun you're adding Barty hahaha

thanks for playing xx

[gnarlyeddy]

ok there are squids where my brain should be so this is going here i guess also tumblr isnt letting me type question marks soo thats. something

i think that Bottom Feeders that all of them are really good friends if theyre being genuine. Tangle and Fin i think would beat each other up in school bc they both had anger issues and now they just think its really funny and play it up for shits and giggles. they all hate each other for show :) maybe theyre also a lil embarrassed about how much they actually care about one another a teensy bit,,

i think that Wet Floor all started out as online friends, but Mizole and Kagi actually went to the same middle school together (Kagi being a few years older than him) and Mizole thought they were the coolest ever,,, it was kindof a new thing for Kagi bc i think maybe they were kinda made fun of for being sorta developmentally stunted D:

^adding onto that, thats why i think Kagi's skin is blue, its just a common disorder where an inkfish wont be able to shift fully from swim to kid form, thus making both forms a bit unstable and their skin being their ink color,,,i think Kagi likes to freak the others out by changing their ink to be a different color and its like "holy shit theyre ourple,,,,,,," or smth idk skfhsd3fjdhsfhjk

Paul and Murch. best friends. forever,,!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

half the time Ikkan is just dry when talking cuz hes just like that, but the other half of the time hes just fucking with people and straight up lying. like "yeah man *the most deranged thing youve ever heard* happened yesterday did you not see. trust me"

for some reason i can see Murch and Harmony having a sortof rivalry or something IDK i think it would be funny when they were a bit younger than in splat3n hehe

Yoko can do a kickflip i know this in my heart

KITAMURA AND NISHIDA ARE BEST FRIENDS!!!! I KNOW THIS!!!! they are found siblings to me :DDDD

one more and the most mediocre one that i think is funny. to me Ichiya is autistic and he has a shit ton of chew necklaces because he constantly shreds them like hes so aggressive for no reason

it still wont let me type question marks where am i

OH MY GOD YESGGAGSGFGFHDHHRY THANK YOU TWIP FOR THE BASED HCS AUUU how is it that u completely read my mind for some of these . Bottom feeders fighting for fun and to let out stress meanwhile wet floor playing squid Roblox. AND AUGHH I need to think more about hte since they're the band I post about less of?? But yeah Nishi and kita practice together aaaall the time

[nicegaai]

Ch 2:

I’m backkkk<3 I have tea and (NOT BURNT!) rice and fried egg to eat, yay breakfast. Ok lets go

Oh I remember this intro paragraph. Lu and I had to reeeally wrassle w it to make it make any sense and uhhh I don’t remember concluding that bolding Emil’s name was the way to go. Wild. I should fix that later bc I kind of hate it now.

Actually I think I just gave up on this whole beginning bit. Like I just didn’t care enough to make it prettier than barebones. But u know what..even if its clumsy the vibes got across. i will not dwell on it more.

Hot topic t-shirt……. op u couldn’t be more specific than that? Its fine tho bc Emil is soooo cute. In my mind its maybe hmmm..an MCR shirt

Oh no. Hmm. Actually something is wrong for me for writing my trauma into this fic. by which I mean the “I’ve corrupted the younger people around me by being gay first and everything is my fault” stuff not the incest shit. fun fact I have cried about much of this in therapy, word for word. Im not going to pretend im better now, im just sexualizing it which is maybe a step up. Or maybe a bad sign.

Wowwwwwwww yeah this is stupid but im kind of living for it anyway. OP could have done better but its okay because she is my bestfriend and never did anything wrong ever

UGHHHHHH. Actually this whole chapter sucks and I have no sense of pacing. But what is IMPORTANT. Is that INFORMATION IS GETTING ACROSS. and things are moving forward. (Status effect wore off! You are no longer GOATED!)

FUCK , ING ., MY LIFE. There’s. TENSE CHANGES MID SENTENCE. WHO LET ME COOK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

Ok goated again. The snap streak mention made me smile. Den/nor 4evrrr.. theyre so stupid and they would and AWUGHH. i was on some Den/nor crack cocaine when I was writing this wtf. im really feeling them, this is so cute. Its also so stupid. They’re so dumb. i hope I did them a fraction of the justice they deserve

I laughed really hard while writing the phone call with Berwald. The r slur was the highlight of the chapter for me. Theyre horrible obnoxious dubiously straight passing 20sm guys. They would call each other slurs for fun. Don’t @ me

ANOTHER TENSE MISTAKE. u can only imagine how bad this was pre-beta if a few things got by her filter… :-(

I did not realize I made Mads this stupid. Hmm. I kind of love him this way…….

LDKgJLKSGJLSKDJGLSJDGLSDJGLKSDJGSLKDGJKLSDGKLJSLJDKGLJKSDLJKGLKSDJLSDKLGKLJSDGLJKSLJKDGJLKSLKJDGKLS Goated again. Every mistake evens out with something so out of pocket it’s hilarious. Im the funniest person alive. my own dick is soooo suckable im removing my ribs as we speak

…. Why did I do this. Im putting my ribs back in. Why did I think this was a good idea. the flashback was strange..It went a weird direction. I don’t like it . I wanted wife jokes but I don know what this had to do with anything. … I can work with it tho. Emil is Ber’s special little baby boy isnt he……..

AGAIN WITH THE BOLDING! We love a stylistic experiment but this kind of didn’t go anywhere and didn’t stick in future chaps and is just ehchhchh I want to edit it out.

……..HMMM……….. I don’t know how I feel about the plot progression here. But at least it is progressing. It’s all so fast. But thats kind of why I think it’s funny. Theyre just that degenerate.

Ah speaking of degeneracy. I love you, deranged version of APH Norway I invented in my head. “Maybe Emil would call him brother if he asked…” yeah dude maybe :3 who knows :3

Wowww end of ch 2 <3  *checks time* JESUS IM TAKING LIKE AN HOUR PER CHAPTER? There’s 8 chapters and I have other things to do today!!! I gotta pick up speed a lil

im attempting my fic reread today. im announcing this bc i will be liveblogging to keep my morale up, NOT THAT anyone cares but i personally need this, like ill only commit to do the thing if theres an imaginary audience holding me accountable. & i like to have fun :3

anyway. captains log, its a beautiful sunny july weekend. i just finished my morning coffee, and, i am dreading this so much. i dont like rereading my own writing but i shall get over it. ok here we go.

Þetta Reddast vagueblogged directors commentary edition

Ch 1:

*opens fic and starts convulsing immediately* god i wish i smoked weed rn. i cannot chill out ever for the life of me

My Mission For Today Is: to remember what plot threads I’ve left hanging so I can resolve this story properly. And also try n remember where the flow is going. I have the end plotted out, I just am a little lost … it’s been a while :-(

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Abrupt beginning!!!! I’m not mad because I have . I HAD. Almost no writing experience when I started this. it isn’t ideal but I refuse to be one of those fanfic writers that starts rewriting early chapters without finishing the last ones. Ive never seen one of those types actually finish a longfic. …I’d already rather yap than actually read LMAO AHH

Oh this is worse than I remember. thats cool that s great ok alright *coughs up blood*

"20 somethings" WOW I really did not know where I was going with this when I started huh

LKJSDLKSJDLGKGDJSLDGJK ??? Who authorized this. Who let me cook. What the hell

I could write this better now. I could edit this into something beautiful. <- devil on my shoulder

FORGOT I WAS MAKING RICE BRB

"generously offered nothing to the exchange." wait STOPPPP. I’m so funny

GRAMMAR ERROR DETECTED why is there two periods. I’ll be coming back to fix that …………………. :-(((

Fuck. This is a lot. Marge Simpson Hiding Her Face dot Png

Oh this is stupid this is gayyy this is fukcinnn . Who fucking did t his. What was wrong with me,. This is so good actually. what was i ONNNN. 

Im gonna throw up and I don’t know if thats like/. A complimentary thing or if im just cringing that hard . Im feeling emotions. I love my OTPs..OT3~5? I love them so so much

Ok as much as im like “eww bad writing” this is .. dare I say, rly good in places. Not to suck my own dick but maybe all hope isnt lost and imposter syndrome is an illusion

Grammar mistake #2. Goddddddd. they should ban me from the archive for this

EMILLLLL EMIL EMIL EMIL HIIIIII BABYYYY EMILLL I LOVE UUUU AWWHUUGHH everyone clap for my bewoved baby bruvver right FUCKING now

Urghhh gritting my teeth… Im fully expecting the flow of events to start not making any gd sense. There’s no way this came together the way I hoped in my head and .... For real I was never able to read this all the way thru. this is my first time, lol. and it was all disjointed on the authorial end to say the least. Im scared T-T

Jlxjvklsdkjfsjlkdkjlsjklkljzsdkjlgaskljdgjklasljkgdljkasljkdgjklasjlkdgljkaskljdgjakl?????????? 

Im not liking the ratio of dialogue to whatever the other stuff is. scene-setting I guess. prose maybe. i could have dragged this out way longer... By which I mean made it a more satisfying read. But WHATEVER !!!! 

TIMO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TIMOOOOOOOOOO NUMERO UNOOOO DO MUNDOOOOOO I really need to utilize him more. As soon as I finish this fic I need to write a Timo POV spinoff where he gets cancelled on furry twitter for proshipping in real life

Hmmmm chapter ending didn’t hit as hard in practice as it did in drafts. Oh well. God damn that was a lot to happen in one chapter LMAOO???

OH SHIT MY RICE IS STILL COOKING —— 

[cant-blink]

Ceratosaurus is the Rodan of Dinosaurs

I know this is out of place on my page, as I normally focus on Ghidorah stuff and don’t talk about my other interests much, buuuut, I REALLY need to get this off my chest because I’m frankly getting tired of it. If you don’t like reading rants, then don’t proceed.

Currently watching the third season of Camp Cretaceous, and no sooner than the first episode, I found something to harp on. Tis a small insignificant little detail, didn’t even take a few seconds of screen-time and I’m sure nobody will care buuut...

Why is Ceratosaurus everyone’s bitch?! Like, no matter the media, if Cerato is in it, guaranteed, it is never taken seriously! They always do this dino dirty!! I noticed this the moment that show, “Jurassic Fight Club”, came out on the History Channel because I swear, they’re the ones that started this whole paleo-meme. It was infamous for shitting on this poor thing in BOTH episodes it appeared in, so hard that even my sister who doesn’t know shit about dinosaurs took notice that Cerato is everyone’s BITCH. 

But it’s not just that shitty excuse for a documentary, no. Because even the acclaimed, “When Dinosaurs roamed America” did it! It was getting its ass whooped from all directions in there too! Bet even the Dryosaurus family it was hunting could kick its ass if they really wanted to!

Then, Jurassic Park 3 (which I unironically enjoy) is the first time seeing Cerato in the movies. At least it LIVES for once, but all it does is sniff Spino’s shit because that’s all it’s good for! And now Camp Cretaceous is in on it too! One second on screen and already completely fucked up the ass! Is it because it was the only carnivore in the park that isn’t a deranged, ravenous, mass murdering psychopath? That’s why, isn’t it? Poor lil shit. I read the Cerato went re-extinct in the franchise before Fallen Kingdom even came out. Now we know why, I guess! Because it exists to be fodder!

I’ve decided that Ceratosaurus is like the Monsterverse Rodan of the dino world. Rodan is a total badass, thoroughly whooping Mothra’s ass all the way in the KotM’s movie. But, noooo, everyone seems to think he’s a total bitch who can’t do shit. Like, he didn’t have a scratch on him that whole fight, but look at Mothra, burning and beaten to a pulp, can barely move. It was clear who was winning that fight, before the bullshit Mothra LITERALLY pulled right out of her ass.

Cerato is Rodan! Cerato is the underrated underdog people like shit on, but was in reality a successful predator with a badass appearance, with horns, a very heavily-built body for a theropod so you know it’s a tough mother-fucker, and it had giant-ass teeth bigger than usual for a carnivore its size. Cerato is often found without hardly any signs of injury despite the harsh environment it lived in, because they’re just THAT good at surviving. Yet people like to shit all over it. Cerato deserves more, Cerato deserves love!

And before anyone says something....

This is coming from someone who likes Allosaurus more. 

And let it be known while I’m on the topic:

Despite common myths, Cerato and Allo did not compete with each other as they had completely different niches. They had no real beef, and likely avoided conflict with each other.

Shows like ‘Jurassic Fight Club’ and ‘When Dinosaurs Roamed America’ like to push this narrative that Cerato was top predator until Allo showed up and killed them all off. When in fact, they appeared roughly the same time as each other, Cerato even being a bit younger! And there was no “Allo drove Cerato to extinction”. Again, they had different niches, different foods. No beef. In fact, Ceratosaurs evolved further to become the Abelisaurs, who ruled over the southern hemisphere while the Tyrannosaurs ruled the north. They lived to see the asteroid that killed the non-avian dinosaurs. What became of Allo’s descendants? All extinct long before that asteroid showed up, replaced by Tyrannosaurs and said Abelisaurs. Ironic.

What’re Abelisaurs, you ask? Does the name ‘Carnotaurus’ ring a bell? The speed demon with the horns, main antagonist of Disney’s Dinosaur? Thank Ceratos for their existence. 

Point is, Cerato was a success story and thrived just fine despite being surrounded by larger predators, and went on to become dinos like Carnotaurus, one of the fastest and most badass horned devil predators to exist. Because Cerato was nobody’s bitch. 

Okie, rant over, I’mma continue watching the series now.

[notformyirls]

just a lil drabble about techno and wilbur smp lore i wrote because my brain needed to and im supposed to be doing hw rn. oops

It was very rare that Wilbur and Techno would ever be left alone in the castle, during the year that they both lived there. Back when Techno was busy every day training in the grounds and building up the muscle mass to become a warrior. Back when Wilbur was still freshly adopted and roamed the halls at odd hours to steal things like bread and chocolate from the royal kitchens.

It was even more rare, however, that Wilbur and Techno were not only left alone, but ran into each other. They may have been brothers, legally, and they may have both loved their father—but the king never forced them to spend time together, and they were content not to. Techno was far too distracted with trying to become independent, and Wilbur was not yet used to palace life.

But Tuesday the day of the summer festival happened to be one of these days. King Phil was off overseeing the festivities, and both princes were far too anti-social to consider going with.

Techno was taking a break from his sword studies to focus on his English studies (and he snagged an apple on the way to a library, good eats). He swung his practice blade around himself in unconscious flairs, letting his mind wander as he opened the large wooden doors. He froze in his tracks, the sword abruptly cutting off its move, as he spotted Wilbur in one of the armchairs.

Wilbur Wilbur Wilbur Wilbur Talk to him

The younger boys’ knees were pulled to his chest and a very large book was propped on top of them, so that his eyes could barely peek over the top to stare at Techno in surprise. He was scrawny, still, despite all the food stealing; his princely outfit didn’t look fit to be on him at all. His hair was curly and brown and definitely a mess, which bothered Techno (a very clean creature). He closed the geography book with an audible thump and then wrapped his arms around it, staring at his apparent brother warily. He looked utterly small and human.

Techno, on the other end, looked inhuman, which he was. He was a piglin, which are widely known as creatures from the Hell’s Nether. Luckily for him he was also King Phil’s adopted son. Nothing bad could happen to him.

“What’cha readin’?” Techno asked politely, although his deep voice drawled, as pigs often do. His pink hair was braided today, framed nicely around his soft ears. Techno thought well-done hair made your royal outfit look better.

Wilbur looked at him, suspicious. Wilbur wasn’t much younger than Techno at all, he was almost seventeen—but he seemed younger as he slid the book beside him onto the armchair and opened it again.

“Geography,” he said, much too haughtily for a teen in poorly fitting prince wear, but Techno couldn’t find it in him to care. Techno never exactly found it in him to care. His instincts usually told him that the Overworld was unnecessary (except for the obtainment of gold). He’d been living here since birth, but it’s still hard sometimes.

E E Wilba What’s this then Weird Kid lol E

Techno crossed the space from the door to the couches and collapsed very impolitely into the loveseat opposite from Wilbur. The human teenager raised and eyebrow at him, but didn’t do much else.

“Sounds real interestin’,” Techno mumbled, letting his head rest back on the cushions. His crown slid off a little bit, but that was okay. He was feeling a little weird about talking to Wilbur. Was this the second or third time they’d ever even spoken? They’re supposed to be brothers. Legally, at least. Both the princes of this kingdom.

In the armchair, Wilbur sniffed and rubbed his nose with his sleeve. “It is. I didn’t really know about this stuff when I was… you know, on the streets.”

Techno opened one eye to see Wilbur’s expression, but the human boy wasn’t even looking at him anymore. He was back engrossed in his book. Techno watched him for a moment, enjoying the comfortable silence.

“Quiet is nice. I wish things could be quiet like this all the time,” Techno said airily, despite being the one to interrupt the quiet. Wilbur, not really paying attention, made a small “mm” noise in agreement.

“The voices in my head get kind of annoying, you know,” Techno went on, running his fingers along the edge of his blade. He was going to get a real one when he turned eighteen in a few weeks. He couldn’t wait.

“Huh?”

Techno looked up to see Wilbur giving him an incredulous glance. Man, it was hard to take him seriously with that birds nest of hair.

“Nether voices? Like spirits from hell?” Techno tried, letting his eyes fall closed again,

What haha Tell Wilbur No What just hit him

“You know, Techno,” The piglin hears from the other. “You’re really weird.”

Techno just snorts and doesn’t say anything else. Wilbur goes back to his book, and then later, they go their separate ways.

They don’t speak again, before Techno leaves to make his own living as a warrior at eighteen.

He hears in a letter from Phil a year after that Wilbur has run away from home. 

Phil is distraught, and Techno offers some fancy words of what might be comfort. And he thinks about the man that might’ve been his brother, once.

But they never knew each other. And they probably never would.

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 The blonde kid in front of Techno puffs up, his scraggly blonde hair making him look pitiful. He’s dirty, and the armor he’s wearing is pathetic.

Techno gazes at him unworried. He’s twice this child’s size. And he’s a seasoned warrior, has been for years.

Tommy is a sixteen year old, pained by the loss of someone close to him. Unused to war. Naïve.

Punch him Fight him Say sorry Help Kill Him Blood for the Blood God Blood for the Blood God Blood for the Blood God

In the ravine below them, Techno can hear Wilbur Soot moving blocks around and singing. Singing, but nothing like the tunes he used to hum in their shared castle.

He’s something else entirely.

It’d scared Techno, the look in his former brother’s eyes when they met again. Five years and all Wilbur had to show for it was an apocalypse bunker and a plan to blow up a nation.

Techno is all about destroying cities, of course. Anarchy is what he does. It’s what he trained for, despite still wearing the crown in his family’s colors.

Wilbur, however, has never looked like that before. So deranged. So untrusting. He didn’t trust Techno at all, and the piglin privately thought Wilbur might not even remember their year in the castle. He only trusted in Techno’s ability to create chaos.

And unfortunately, that’s all he could do.

“You know, Technoblade,” Tommy starts, and he rubs some of the dirt off his chin, still determined to stand up to the adult piglin before him. Techno’s almost impressed, but he can only see a kid angry beyond reason. Close to following Wilbur. “You’re really weird.”

He glares like it’s a power.

Techno snorts, a full, hearty one, and the pig noise makes Tommy flinch (and then pretend he hadn’t).

“Definitely haven’t heard that one before,” he drawls, and something flickers in Tommy’s blue eyes. Amusement.

Techno smiles a little, his tusks clenching against his lips, and then he turns away. Royal cloak billowing in the wind.

~~~~ thanks for reading, please like or reblog!~~~~

[deerskewl]

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Infodump time, Reinhardt Otto edition

He's a middle child! One older brother and one younger sister. He..... doesn't have an incredibly good relationship with his family. He's the only one to go into medicine.

He's very used to being nicknamed "Rein" and "Reiny" by his family, and doesn't mind it really! He likes getting nicknames!! Please give him nicknames.

The scarf he wears is one that he made himself! He's very good at sewing and knitting. He also made the Pocket-Medes plush he has. He spends what time he isn't working on experiments or paperwork on crafty stuff like that, mostly making stuff for his teammates.

He treats his Pocket-Medes like an actual pet because he doesn't think that he's good enough to actually have a real animal as a pet. He's very forgetful and you can't exactly cuddle a real bird like you can a larger animal or a person.

He wears the Derangement Garment coat because all those straps are a) aesthetic and b) comfy pressure!

He's very much a people pleaser. He needs everyone to like him, so much, all day long. He's definitely the kind of Medic who spends the entire fight just bouncing between everyone he can reach trying to keep them healed.

He's always happy to help with anything too! If you need someone to listen or if you're having trouble finding something or you just need a hand, he's your guy!

He's..... he's just soft. Thatse it.

He doesn't really have a lot of crazy experiment ideas, he's more of a "if I put this thing with this thing, will it make me be able to heal people faster?". Basically a lil more chemistry experiments than biology experiments? He's also made himself very familiar with how each Medi Gun works so he has some technological knowledge in that department.

Also. Y'know the straps for the Medi Gun pack? Y'know how the pack can be taken off them as seen in the comics? He wears them like that all the time. Even without his coat. Free suspenders baybee. (If anyone pulls him gently by the suspenders he'll go 😳)

Despite being utterly soft, if given the opportunity in the right circumstances (such as team going down around him and him being the last man standing), he can and will go off the rails feral with an Ubersaw. This is a very rare occurrence though because y'know how it is Medics are often picked off first.

When he was first employed, he was actually a RED Medic! But things that he declines to talk about happened and now he works for BLU. He and Rene (my RED Spy) have a very rocky relationship because of that.

I. want to infodump about my blu med oc. but. h.